Monday, November 05, 2007


11:46 p.m. You know a game is over when Mike Tirico resorts to making recycling jokes.

11:51 p.m. I sift through the day's mail and tear open a junk envelope emblazoned with a logo that reads "You've Been Drafted!" Opening lines of the form letter:

Hey Andrew P. Lazor,

Imagine walking onto the field at Heinz Field as the Pittsburgh Steelers go through their game day warm-ups. That's just one of the exciting experiences you can earn with the new Pittsburgh Steelers Extra Points Platinum Plus credit card.


[06nov07] 2:45 p.m. Ahem.

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