Thursday, October 26, 2006

If MacGyver was the Surgeon General

Stuff would just make more sense.

Sorry for the extreme lack of blog action lately. I suck. But I'm coming back hard, much like Mark Foley returning from a screening of
The Covenant. Trust.

For now, check me/us on
The Clog.


Thursday, October 12, 2006

God. Bless. Bollywood.

Every day they hustlin'.

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Dear God

The only royal I could probably beat in H-O-R-S-E

The women on this season's Bachelor have achieved new levels of sad. It's bad when you kinda pity the dude who has 25 relatively attractive women fighting over him.

UPDATE: Aw hell naw they just didn't bring two--gasp--Italian girls on! In Rome, no less. Ol' Lorenzo should invest in some Rec Specs to protect his eyes from all the manic gesticulation that's 'bout to happen.

UPDATE 2: One of them is a dancer (she demonstrates!), and the other "study" for a living. Whatafuckinmess.

UPDATE 3: Study girl: "I worry, because I'm here for the prince, and I complete with other girls yes."

God I love it.